Looks like bird poop.
Without polishing, I'd suggest getting a hot air gun on it and heating it up to release the oxygen in the paint. Can't promise it will do anything though?
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Its most definately not bird poo i can guarantee that now, looks more like a chemical impact rather than actual shite.
Looks like it might have been brake fluid! That does some weird s**t to paintwork! So has it gone now after some wet sanding?
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