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    Punto Sports Club Member cinquepunto's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Turd_Burgler
    Yo fanks bich i waz wonderin where da pussay waz at in dis place lol i aint relly a turd burgler its just what me m8s call me all the time dont ask y lol u dont wanna no lolz. got ne mor pics?u single?
    can ne1 help me i wanna put a phat turbo in my punto but i dunno much bout carz plz help thanx
    Translation:

    Hello and thanks Mel, it was beginning to dawn on me that the females do not show an active interest in welcoming new members. My name isn't really "Turd Burgler", it is just that my friends think I am gay. Don't ask me why, it could be my effeminite mannerisms, covered up with "gangsta speak" you really don't want to know. Have you got any more pictures of yourself Mel? and are you single?

    Can anyone help me with my Punto, I would like to put an (obese?) turbo on the engine to make it go faster. However, I do not know much about cars so please help me...

    In reply to this:

    First, you really need to learn some manners mate.

    On a 75 sx, It's not just a simple case of bolting on a turbo and it'll go faster, you'll need to change the ECU to control the bigger injectors, have a brand new exhaust manifold to take the turbo and custom inlet pipework with intercooler. You'll also have to run custom oil feeds to the turbo and a return to the sump, with an oil cooler, as the oil will be hotter after running through a turbo. In most cases, the engine internals will have to be uprated to deal with boost, which depending on the engine can be done with a decompression plate, but will most likely need forged pistons and con-rods.

    As with most people that ask for advice on serious engine mods, if you have to ask then MOST of the time it does not happen. Do some research and take it to a garage which specialises in this type of serious modifications.

    Either that or go for it and try doing it yourself, most of this has been done before, so we can help, but make sure you know that you won't have a car for a couple of months...

    Cheers, and welcome!

    Adam
    Last edited by cinquepunto; 8th January 2008 at 12:40.
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    Lifeless Geek - need to get out more!
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    Was this Debo?

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    Sounds like a rite t**t!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cat View Post
    Was this Debo?
    Erm, no.

    I have one alias on here, and that is Debo - when I am banned (quite often) I am banned, I don't resort to opening up various hotmail accounts and signing up under new and false usernames.

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    Lol i missed this thread Such a way with wurds! peace out homma

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    Definately not Debo

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