Trouty on Ebay....

[Mr Hans]

Is she jewish like steve?

[Bobbie]

Probably, although I'm sure Steve mentioned before that she loves the pork on a Saturday night ...Trouty! That's forbidden!

[Mr Hans]

Does she come with a discount if she smells of trout down below?

And are we really bartering over stifflers mum?

[P HUGE]

she has been well washed so there should be no smell or any play in the shaft!

and yes this really is my mum, she is not jewish, it was my idea, and yeah i could do with the money!! lol, james just bid.... you have seen the pic, u want her, and i would enjoy taking your money!

[Mr Hans]

Ill bid a quid

[Mr Hans]

****, Ive just been told Im gay and cannot bid. I do apologise for this and will not be bidding

[John_c]

she has been well washed so there should be no smell or any play in the shaft!

and yes this really is my mum, she is not jewish, it was my idea, and yeah i could do with the money!! lol, james just bid.... you have seen the pic, u want her, and i would enjoy taking your money!

lol....


just lol!

[Cat]

So just say someone bids and wins will she really go out with them?

[Puntoboy]

It'll be taken down soon.

[Bobbie]

It'll be taken down soon.

So, come one then!... How much did you pay Steve to end the auction early?!