eva
4 instead of 'for'
m8
spk
ye
iz
lil
wat
y instead of 'why'
cummin (what, you're having an orgasm? **** off)
l8er
u
knw (I think it means 'know' but it could be pineapple for all I ****ing care)
sorri (aarrrggghhh!)
ppl
lol
gotta
betta
outta
pls (please)
gonna
wanna
neons
doin
cnt (is this can't or cu.nt, I'm not sure)
neva
kewlio
kewl
wen
wit
da
grp
cudnt
o (instead of oh)
ov (instead of 'of')
c